Everybody loves to play, and it could be said that horseplay is a huge favorite, since it is the most forbidden type of play. You never see a sign around the school, or on a list of NO's in the company personnel manual that says - NO LOTTERY PLAY. But, NO HORSEPLAY usually makes the top 3. It could be said, that if there are any natural-born horseplayers out there, they are dissuaded from birth, and any natural enthusiasm dampened by the incessant repeat of an inaccurate message.
You can't just come in here and play this sport, sport. You've got to be a serious player, if you want to win at the horse races. We aren't just playing around here, this game is serious business. It takes a lot of hard work, to play the races. Have fun, just remember, if you lost, it is because you aren't playing serious enough, and you need to hunker down and learn handicapping.
This sport is only for the kind of hard working handicappers that are willing to stick with it until they get it right. We aren't playing games around here, boy... this is for serious handicappers, that know how to play the game.
I suppose that if I had actually listened to this, I'd be standing in the lottery line, hollering for a qwik-pik myself. Too bad, that the biggest secret in horse racing is that the attitude above has created a situation where the people that horse racing most needs in its seats, the casual, fun-seeking player is nowhere close to being a horseplayer. Or, wanting to be.
It has gotten so bad, that horse racing never even addresses the casual player, never talking to him or her, throwing out a casual invitation or two. During a pre-race show from a major track, the talk was about how the new Pick-6 had been hit twice already. As though it would be impossible for someone to just throw together some numbers to win the difficult bet. Said the male commentator, "We've got some good handicappers here." Apparently, players can't even get in, much less, do some actual winning.
Funny, and sad at the same time, if only horse racing would roll out a red carpet and welcome players. If only horse racing could promote and encourage horseplay, throw some numbers out, have some fun, tell players that it is okay to box a 3-5-7 Trifecta, just because those are good numbers.
What would be the harm? Announce that if the 20-1 #7 horse doesn't win the 7th race, it's a free beer for everybody, what would be so bad in promoting a little horseplay. Maybe some players would come back... just for the fun.
This is the new high payoff record for Ability-X Ratings.
8 Drive Me East 148.20 68.80 20.60
1st 5.5fD Par 330/97
Run# | PST | ErlSpd | ML | Comp |
421 | 8 | 96 | 30 | 517 |
498 | 6 | 96 | 30 | 594 |
351 | 2 | 94 | 4 | 445 |
395 | 9 | 93 | 12 | 488 |
388 | 10 | 92 | 6 | 480 |
383 | 4 | 91 | 3 | 474 |
376 | 7 | 90 | 15 | 466 |
384 | 5 | 90 | 8 | 474 |
365 | 3 | 89 | 5 | 454 |
399 | 1 | 88 | 4 | 487 |
The 73 - 1 odds on the #8 would suggest that the serious, hard-working handicappers didn't bet much money on this winner. Perhaps, they didn't find the idea prudent. In this case, I just don't think it would hurt anything at all to have maybe a thousand or two players on hand. They might bet this horse just because it is the simple pick. Could be fun to cash one of these. Maybe some of the NO HORSEPLAY signs should come down, to be replaced with... Players Needed - No experience necessary, we train.
Let go of the secret, horse racing is the best of the wagering games, and anyone can win, playing horses.
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